When I moved out of my old house over two years ago, I decided that it was time that I broke it off with Cable TV. Besides, I couldn't commit the way Cable wanted me to, and I had been making time with a couple other ladies, NetFlix and The World Wide Web.

Cable was always interrupting me, right in the middle of my stories, with a commercial. And then she'd make me wait a week, or longer, before giving it to me again. And most times, it just seemed like she was on repeat, never giving me anything new, just the same old same old.

But now, I can watch an entire season without any commercials. Even after I get all caught up to the current season, I can catch the newest episode online, with limited commercials.

Cable, we're through. For good!